The people in the world especially American were clearly known about Mr. Donald John Trump because he is an American businessman, television personality, author, politician, and now the Republican Party nominee for President of the United States in the 2016 election. Actually, it’s one of the best things that has happened in the world in quite a while. Not only has most of what he’s said become fodder for comedians and late night talk show hosts, it has become a constant loop on every single news outlet. Once you read some of these comments you will scratch your head and think, “How can any sane individual actually think this man would make a good leader of a superpower nation? More info: celebrityrevolt.com
“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” Well, you certainly do want the leader of the free world to be confident, but delusional? Not so much. Donald, get over yourself, if there was any flirting going on it was all in your head.
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.” I’d just like to say, I have some of the drugs that have originated in Mexico (don’t ask) and they were indeed some of the best I’ve ever had.
“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” Perfect, we have been looking for someone to build a wall to separate our laundry area from our game room but we don’t want to pay for it ourselves. Trump is getting our vote!
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again, just watch. He can do much better!” We’re not sure, is he using a metaphor for the Middle East crisis? Oh, he’s not? He’s really taking to social media to talk about the love lives of Hollywood’s A-listers?
“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.” Hmmm, I wonder if it’s the same extremely credible source that called our office to say that you are an absolute moron. Even if it was a different credible source, you are one.
“I do know what to do and I would know how to bring ISIS to the table or, beyond that, defeat ISIS very quickly. And I’m not gonna tell you what it is tonight.” I have no doubts that Mr. Trump actually has a plan to defeat ISIS and am not doubtful simply because he doesn’t want to share that plan. Perhaps he would sic the Mexican rapists on them?
“Who’s doing the raping? Somebody’s doing the raping?” And speaking of. Man, this guy has a short memory. Don’t you remember it is the Mexicans that are doing the raping? If this guy doesn’t even listen to his own press conferences why should any of us listen to a word he says?
“I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn’t let him use the land. That’s what we should be doing. I don’t want to use the word ‘screwed,’ but I screwed him. That’s what we should be doing.” Ugh, if we’re gonna be doing more screwing then I guess I’ll need to go in for a waxing.
“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.” Um, do you not know that when you put the word “the” in front of any group of people it makes you sound incredibly racist? Luckily Trump has told us numerous times he’s not a racist, otherwise I would totally think he is.
“Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.” And speaking of being racist, why doesn’t he just say “little short guys with big honkers that wear yarmulkes every day.”